LotR: Legolas’s Mirkwood Lembas

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

Welcome back, Tolkien-ites! For those just joining us, though, my husband and I have a tradition where we marathon The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in their entirety on New Years Day. Three movies, extended versions, 12 hours of Elves, Orcs, and Hobbits (oh my!). Last week I shared my recipe for Peregrin Took’s Second-Breakfast Carrot Cake Seed-Cakes. This week we continue our Middle Earth Menu in Mirkwood with some Spinach-Hazelnut Pesto Lembas inspired by the physics-defying elven prince, Legolas!

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Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood

Legolas grew up in Mirkwood. Unlike in Lorien, where Galadriel’s magic acts a barrier against evil, or in Rivendell’s “place of peace and learning,” Mirkwood is infested by orcs, spiders, and other dark creatures. I bring this up because Legolas, though sharing the features of his fair-haired Sindar cousins to the south, is anything but a prancy pretty-boy with no knowledge of war.

It’s interesting that he and Gimli become such close friends since he and Legolas share a similar thrill in combat. I find it even more interesting because they technically are both outsiders to society. Legolas, though the son of a king, is in the minority of Sindar-descended elves in Mirkwood. But with his rough-and-tumble upbringing among the wood elves, it also makes him a cultural outsider to the elven kingdoms of the South.

With Gimli, one of the last of his kind — descended from formerly exiled and now dead dwarven nobility, they make quite a pair. Neither has a place to fit in, except in each other’s camaraderie.

Mirkwood Munchies

So where am I going with this? I wanted to make a different type of Lembas than the standard shortbread cookie you’re going to find all over the internet. I figured Legolas would be a good character to start with since he’s not from Lothlorien. It would make sense that each elven region would have a slightly different recipe for their calorie-laden waybread due to ingredients available and cultural tastes.

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

Since Mirkwood is more perilous, I figured its inhabitants would prefer nutrients over appearance in their lembas. And perhaps they’d make something stronger to combat the flavors in wild game. That’s why I chose to base this dish on my recipe for Spinach-Hazelnut Pesto.

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

I first used a variety of greens likely to sprout in Mirkwood’s dark forests — a bit of spinach, basil, and leeks. Heads-up, folks, the leek provides this bread with a powerful kick. I recommend serving pieces of this lembas warm with something creamy (like hummus, crowdie, or clotted cream) with a drizzle of honey if you’re not a huge fan of intense flavors.

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.
Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

The hazelnuts I added because they not only add a bitter, earthy note but also because of their long association with the fair-folk. They even are thought to protect one against “elf-shot” (rheumatism and other chronic pain disorders), which I thought thematically appropriate.

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

I chose to make this recipe vegan using vegetable shortening. Though if I were to make it again, I’d use lard, bacon fat, or butter. Just make sure to add three more tablespoons of butter should you choose to use it instead.

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.
Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

Like last week’s recipe, this one works with either all-purpose or gluten-free 1-to-1 flour if your guests have wheat dietary restrictions.

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“Green are the leaves I leave in Mirkwood”

Mirkwood Lembas inspired by Legolas from The Lord of the Rings. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

Legolas's Mirkwood Lembas

Makes 2-3 dozen pieces.

Equipment: Oven, food processor, spatula, 9″x13″ baking dish, cooking spray.

Ingredients:

  • 1 leek, white parts sliced into half-moons
  • 1/2 cup hazelnuts
  • 2 cups fresh basil
  • 3 cups fresh spinach leaves
  • 1/4 cup olive oil
  • 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 4 pinches kosher salt
  • 3/4 cup vegetable shortening
  • 2 cups all-purpose or gluten-free 1-to-1 flour

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350° F.
  2. Add the spinach, leeks, and basil to the bowl of the food processor then process until completely shredded. Then add the hazelnuts and pulse until pulverized.
  3. Pour in the olive oil, vinegar, shortening, salt, and honey and process until smooth. Pulse in the flour 1/4 cup at a time until it makes a thick batter.
  4. Spray the inside the baking dish with cooking spray. Then turn the batter out into the dish, spreading it evenly with a spatula to cover the bottom. Scatter another pinch of kosher salt and a drizzle of honey over the top.
  5. Bake the lembas in the oven 20-25 minutes until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
  6. Wait for the lembas to cool at least 5 minutes. Then slice into triangles and serve with hummus, crowdie, or clotted cream.

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