Munchies & Minis | Rat King Pasta Fritters

Rat King Pasta Fritters inspired by Dungeons & Dragons. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

Welcome back, Geeky Gluttons, to another episode of Munchies & Minis!

For those just joining us, Munchies & Minis is a live Twitch cooking show where I make a tabletop or Dungeons & Dragons-inspired snack and then paint a miniature. To kick the first season off, I decided to start @RaineRysa‘s #52WeeksofDnD fanart challenge. Two weeks ago we made some Smoked Salmon for the challenge word “High Society.” This week we came back to the word “Ratfolk.”

So I was gravitating between the obvious and the potentially disgusting for this dish. Then I figured “Why not both?” For a taste of the obvious, I went with the dairy product most associated with these rodent brethren. That’s right, cheese, and several types of them at that — parmesan, romano, mozzarella, even some bleu cheese since a rat does not fear funky flavors.

As for the potentially disgusting…ever heard of a Rat King? I don’t mean the crowned ballet-dancing kind known to despise Nutcrackers. I mean the term for when rats get their tails stuck together in a giant, squirmy ball of grossness. The jury is still out on whether the concept is genuine, or a result of some creative taxidermists. Just don’t google it before eating this dish if you want to have an appetite at all.

So to answer your question, no, we are not cooking rats. We’re instead making up balls of cheesy spaghetti and deep frying them together with bacon fat. Want to learn how to make some Rat King Pasta Fritters for your adventuring party? Watch the video or find out how to get the recipe card below!

Rat King Pasta Fritters

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Rat King Pasta Fritters inspired by Dungeons & Dragons. Recipe by The Gluttonous Geek.

I hope that this episode inspired you to start a culinary campaign of your own. Next week I’ll be tackling the #52WeeksOfDnD challenge word “Dragon” with some Chromatic Cheese Eggs!

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The Gluttonous Geek