Munchies & Minis | The Visigothic Food Court Conquest

Cinna-Hlaifs and Lemon Theodosius Smoothies for the Visigothic Food Court Conquest inspired by Visigoths vs Mall Goths. Recipes by The Gluttonous Geek.

Hey there, geeky gluttons, to my first pre-written and recorded episode of Munchies & Minis!

For those just joining us, Munchies & Minis started as my live-streamed tabletop RPG-inspired cooking show on Twitch, where I snack or meal to pair with a side of dice rolls. You can catch previous episodes here, on Twitch, and on Youtube. Now, though? We’ve graduated to fully-produced videos on Youtube.

Jubilation!

In this first video, we’re electric sliding back to the 1990s and the world of Visigoths vs. Mall Goths for conquest on the food court with recipes for Cinna-Hlaifs and Lemon Theodosius smoothies!

Before-Battle Breakfast

Visigothics vs. Mall Goths by Lucian Khan is a roleplaying game where a group of teenage goths with a Ouiji board accidentally summon a tribe of (also teenage) Visigoths to a 90’s Los Angeles mall. Confusion, adolescent crushes, and silliness ensue in this RPG meets dating game where words and swords may swing, but the only things hurt are each other’s feelings. While I will eventually whip up some spooky side dishes for the Mall Goths, this episode we start with the Visigothic-annexed side of the food court.

So hit play and watch as we warm our halls with freshly baked Cinna-Hlaifs (Cinnabon copy-cat with honey powder, olive oil, vermouth, cinnamon, and black pepper), then cool down with a frosty Lemon Theodosius (lemon pear smoothie spiced with cinnamon and black pepper).

The Visigothic Food Court Conquest

Sing for Your Supper

This video will always be around to cook along with. But I also have the printable PDF recipe cards available for my Ko-Fi and Patreon supporters.

You can purchase the recipe cards directly from my Ko-fi shop for at least $2/card here:

Recipes from previous Munchies & Minis episodes are also being added to my Ko-fi store, so keep an out for updates!

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Cinna-Hlaifs and Lemon Theodosius Smoothies for the Visigothic Food Court Conquest inspired by Visigoths vs Mall Goths. Recipes by The Gluttonous Geek.

I hope this episode inspired you to start a culinary campaign of your own. Next time, we’ll GOTH to the other side of the Food Court for some Medusa’s Gorgonzola and Coffin Crisps! Like, subscribe, and stay tuned!

The Gluttonous Geek